Found: First ever PhotoShop Fail - 1916

Back with Adobe products may have actually been made of adobe, illustrators were employed by pulpy magazines (though the quality is one step above pulp) like Popular Mechanics and their advertisers to grind out ads and graphics at what must have been an alarming pace. 

If you are driving in a way that causes scum to form on your car, then it may be a good idea to stay off the roads until they're paved. I have also never heard of "mud freckles" which may actually be genetic to the manufacturer.  I love the olde photoshop-esque fail.

Come on, illustrator of yesteryear! Where is his arm!